front-pack

Are you ever late for class, but can't run because you're wearing a back pack and are afraid of looking like a fool? Do you ever want to hop in a car without taking off your backpack? Are you sick of having to reach under your desk to pull out a pen, notebook, or calculator from your backpack? Well, these problems are things of the past. Introducing the front-pack.

Now, back-pack manufacturers might try to keep back-packs cool by saying they're better for your back, or by calling them b-packs, but we all know nerds wear back-packs. Look at all the things you are now able to do with a front pack.

You can sit down without crushing your lunch!

Retrieve stuff with ease.

Run with style.
Don't get caught looking like a goon. You will if you run with a back-pack on.

Jared and I will sell you a front pack for $49.99. YOU NEED ONE!!!!!!!