I am figuring out my schedule for Spring semester. I am a finance major. When people ask me what I am going to do with that, I tell them that I will be a "wealthy business man." I haven't had any specifics for them, as of yet. So here are some options I have thought of.
- wealthy CFO
- filthy rich CEO
- wealthy kayak shop owner
- very well off river sport inovator
- loaded investor
Yes, with cash flowing from the kayaks. Every Wednesday would be a good Wednesday. I know, I know, Money doesn't buy happiness. You have to buy the things that make you happy first. I plan on buying more kayaks, and judging from that picture, food.
You may notice that I have gotten fat in the future. What of it?! I'm rollin' in it!
The fat isn't too concerning- but it looks like you lost some height too. I guess if you have kayaks full of cash it wouldn't be too concerning though.
ReplyDeleteI saw your sister today, and she told me about this blog. So far, I've read all of your posts, and I am a fan. Have you thought about kayaking on an endless river of cash? The rapids might not be great, but I think it would be worth a shot.
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I'll still be your friend when you're hefty.
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